Monday, 21 May 2007

I'm So BUFFELED!!

since the beginning of time, scientist have always pondered over this strange behaviour-lameness which have even BUFFELED ( LOL!!.. those YCians who came for worship camp 2006-you know what I'm talking about...) the worlds greatest scientist, Albert Einstein himself, is now taking place among us, normal citizens. AND THANK GOD FOR THAT! *and everybody says...* AMEN!
the history of lameness dates back to a few thousand years ago when Jesus healed the sick (and the lame...). but even before there was Jesus, there was lameness. "why?" you ask. well, i think God felt that this boring world needed some spice of sarcasm and incredibly 'nonsensified' quotes which we now know as 'LAHMHEIT' which means lameness in German.
thanks to such a thing, we are now enjoying the 'funnies' of lameness. every lamer has his (or her) style. some lamers speak of lame jokes which require deep thinking to get the joke. others are straight forward and understandable. but whoever the lamer, it's the people around him who give him (or her) inspiration.
how you react to the joke will greatly affect the confidence of the lamer. people who give a negative reaction which usually goes like this, "what? NOT FUNNY LA! STUPID!" are a big punch in the face to the fellow lamer who's heart might just be shattered thanks to your spiteful/insensitive words of devilish influence. BUT for giving inspiration and support, this reaction is needed "what? hahhahaha!! so lame! so lame! (this is the best part) NICE ONE! YOU ROCK!"
lame jokes:
what did the sea say to the sand? -nothing. it just waved.
what did the rocks in the sand reply to the sea? -nothing. they just stoned.
what did the sky say to the land? -see those black clouds? I'm gonna pee on you.
what did the land say in reply? -if you're gonna do that, please, find a bush or I'll slide away! *no wonder there are so many landslides during the rainy season*
so now that you know. go on. spread the great news to thousands who will bask in the wonderful presence of a lamer among their midst. blessed is the man who gives his life for a good cause, pleasing unto the Lord for the sake of His people.

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