Monday, 14 May 2007

The L-files

see? King Kong's cousin, Koala Kong! this time he's climbing a wooden building and those green things are trying to shoot him down!
people always ask me "Jian Shen how can you be so lame??" the truth is.. I DON'T KNOW!! to me, being 'lame' is like talking casually. it just comes to me naturally. sometimes i don't even have to think! how scary is that? maybe this whole being lame thing was one of my 'gifts'. if God gave me that gift, why not use it? plus, lame jokes are a good ice-breaker. have you ever experienced when you're in a cold atmosphere. nobody knows anybody. but suddenly, somebody tells a lame joke. then everybody starts thinking of more lame jokes and that is the beginning of a whole new conversation.
in this world of many races, religions and cultures, there are only TWO kinds of people, people who appreciate lame jokes and people who DON'T GET THEM AT ALL (there are many of these people in my school)!!! but its okay.. God made us all differently. and.. and.. HE LOVES YOU! he really does. that's why he sent me- *stops* hahaha!! so random...
sometimes, when i have nothing better to do (and it happens quite frequently mind you...), i just sit in my room, think of lame stuff, and when i get a lame joke, i just laugh to myself. sounds quite sad right?
so here we are again LAME JOKE TIME!!!
why is it dangerous to gamble in Africa? -because there are too many cheetas (cheaters) around!
when is the 'eraser' an exicutioner and the 'ruler' a judge of the court? -when it's a PENCIL CASE!! (just came up with that LOL!)
random question for the day: did you know what you could get LEATHER if you kill a cow, ferment it's skin in a yeast solution, heat it up to 200 degrees Celsius and with a 10 atmospheric pressure?
*crawls away* (lame)

1 comment:

Crystal said...

"nobody knows anybody. but suddenly, somebody tells a lame joke. then everybody starts thinking of more lame jokes and that is the beginning of a whole new conversation."

amen brother!! preach it!!
rock on you! power to the mothaa!!!
hahahaha