Friday, 27 July 2007

Lord of the Lame

LORD OF THE LAME
a long time a ago, 16 rings were forged out of the circle of kings. the rings symbolised great power and rank. 9 rings were given to the human kings of the world. 4 to the dwarfs and 3 to the elves. but all those who received the rings were tricked because out of the fiery fire of Mount Doom, another ring was forged by the great Lord Sauron. this ring, embedded with special powers, was said to be the instrument of the destruction of the world. it was also said that whoever wielded it had control over the earth and everything that was in it. when Sauron was forging the ring he LOL-ed...
with godlike powers at his disposal, Lord Sauron declared war against the kingdoms of Middle Earth. the armies of Sauron which consisted of orcish hordes with brute strength, quickly made waste of any city they found. killing all its inhabitants and burning it to the ground. not a single person was spared. the heads of all the men were made into trophies and the women and children were served as rations. seeing that he had caused such anxiety and suffering, Sauron LOL-ed...
when the kings of the world heard of what had happened, they were furious! the 16 kings of Middle Earth formed an alliance known as the alliance of Middle Earth and together, they assembled a vast army of millions to defend the world against what was to be utter destruction. when Sauron found out, he LOL-ed...
Dwarfs, Elves and humans fought alongside each other in a epic battle that lasted for 3 grueling years. Alas! after suffering from high casualties and crumbling morale, the armies of Middle Earth managed to defeat the armies of Sauron. accepting defeat, Sauron LOL-ed...
as the armies of Middle Earth stormed Sauron's stronghold, they found him laughing out loud to himself. the commander of the army went up to Sauron and asked "why are you LOL-ing? is to so funny to lose a war in which you yourself started?". "why is it that i cant LOL?" Sauron stepped up from where he was sitting and the soldiers of Middle Earth back away a few feet. but as Sauron tried to stand, he couldn't because his legs were trembling tremendously. "damn this prosthetic legs!" Sauron said as he took them off and threw them away. with a booming voice he said "NOW YOU CAN SEE. THE ANSWER AS TO WHY I WAS LOL-ing." they troops, weary and exhausted, gave a puzzeled look on their faces.
"i am Lord Of the Lame (LOL in short...) !!!"

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