Monday, 8 October 2007

Monkey Bite Youuu!!

this thing here, yes, this is called what you call a monkey.


here's a random lame joke i thought of... enjoy!



once upon a time, there lived a zoo keeper in China. The zoo keeper, by the name of Lee, with his pet monkey perched on his shoulder, would always go round his zoo wishing people "Ni Hao Ma?" means how are you in mandarin)




one day, with his monkey on his shoulders as usual, Lee went up to this Chinese guy

Lee: Ni Hao Ma?

Chinese guy: *don't understand Chinese* "what?"


in a instant, the zoo keeper's pet monkey quickly leaped at the guy and bit him!!




so why did the monkey bite him?




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because he was a BANANA!! hahahaha!! soooo lame...













for those who didn't get it: a person who is Chinese but doesn't speak or understand the Chinese language is called a "banana", yellow on the outside but white on the inside. get it NOW?


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