Being lame is good
its better than being bald
Someone that's lame can also be called
the one without a foot
Creativeness - the definition of utter creativity
Brainlessness - the definition of utter stupidity
which of the two define a lamer?
a lamer is the personification of utterly stupid creativity
What else can i say?
Jokes like these cheer people up
not only does it do that, it also makes their day
Humour and comedy - piercing like a dart
it secretly finds a way
into the core of their heart
you never know, because the things you say
is the remedy for keeping depression at bay
here comes three cheers for my dearest AnGlokay (random word)
hip hip hoOray!
midget in size - big at heart
if lame jokes were branded with personalities,
that's what they would be.
huge amounts of humour
with only a short moment to catch them
their weirdness is inside of you
waiting to pounce at every chance
till it's moment comes and the fat lady is yet to dance,
they spring to life and land with a *thud*
they stick around the atmosphere,
waiting for someone to take a whiff
that's the way they work... yeah.. something like a fart.
I'm gonna shout a number
and if you hear me yell : "CucumBer!"
does anyone ever wonder
that lame jokes could just be another blunder
their complexity being classified under
the chapter "Evolution's Disaster"
Row a boat to the shore
and row it back while you snore
it doesn't have to always be
all about complexity
lame jokes are unique
and lame minds are exquisite
not everyone can come up with
jokes that cripple
maim and disable
grasp and grapple
like a hard pinch to the nipp----- (censored)
what do you get if you jump out of a boat?
and what do you call an over sized rodent?
Brat (big rat)
So smile and be happy,
live and be prosperous!
because now you know that
being lame is good.
much better than being bald...