Tuesday, 22 January 2008

Being Lame is Good!




Being lame is good


its better than being bald


Someone that's lame can also be called


the one without a foot

















Creativeness - the definition of utter creativity


Brainlessness - the definition of utter stupidity


which of the two define a lamer?


a lamer is the personification of utterly stupid creativity

















What else can i say?


Jokes like these cheer people up


not only does it do that, it also makes their day

















Humour and comedy - piercing like a dart


it secretly finds a way


into the core of their heart


you never know, because the things you say


is the remedy for keeping depression at bay


here comes three cheers for my dearest AnGlokay (random word)


hip hip hoOray!

















midget in size - big at heart


if lame jokes were branded with personalities,


that's what they would be.


huge amounts of humour


with only a short moment to catch them

















their weirdness is inside of you


waiting to pounce at every chance


till it's moment comes and the fat lady is yet to dance,


they spring to life and land with a *thud*


they stick around the atmosphere,


waiting for someone to take a whiff


that's the way they work... yeah.. something like a fart.

















I'm gonna shout a number


and if you hear me yell : "CucumBer!"


does anyone ever wonder


that lame jokes could just be another blunder


their complexity being classified under


the chapter "Evolution's Disaster"

















Row a boat to the shore


and row it back while you snore


it doesn't have to always be


all about complexity


















lame jokes are unique


and lame minds are exquisite


not everyone can come up with


jokes that cripple


maim and disable


grasp and grapple


like a hard pinch to the nipp----- (censored)



















what do you get if you jump out of a boat?


wet.


and what do you call an over sized rodent?


Brat (big rat)
















So smile and be happy,


live and be prosperous!


because now you know that


being lame is good.


much better than being bald...





-JianShen-


















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